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A L S O++T O D A Y

Cold war
By Gary Kamiya
The Czechs battle the Russians on ice

Plus
The Christlike and redemptive powers of ice hockey
By Cintra Wilson
Our second Salon correspondent in Nagano reflects on Olympic evolution, personality cults and Russian mafiosi

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D R A M A++Q U E E N

Did your best friend steal your boyfriend? Send your tale to Drama Queen for a Day

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T A B L E++T A L K

Are eating disorders passed from mother to daughter? Join the discussion in Table Talk

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R E C E N T L Y

Addicted to day care
By Phaedra Hise
If it takes a village and you don't have one, a good child-care provider may be just what you need
(02/17/98)

Losing it
By Lori Liebowich
No lover but the first will ever know me as both a child and a woman
(02/13/98)

A Few Good Men
By Dawn MacKeen
Banking on poor women
(02/12/98)

Time for One Thing
By Beth Wolfensberger Singer
The jigsaw puzzle as marital aid
(02/11/98)

Why I miss those loathsome "Barney" kids
By Carol Snow
Unlike our own children, we could turn them off when they got really obnoxious
(02/10/98)

ARCHIVES

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Mamafesto
By Camille Peri
Why it's time
for Mothers Who Think

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11. Which of the following is not considered a banned substance at the Olympics?

a.) marijuana
b.) melatonin
c.) Motrin
d.) margarine

12. If France's bronze-medal-winning figure skater, Philippe Candeloro, were a cartoon character, he would be

a.) Yosemite Sam
b.) Scooby Doo
c.) Cartman
d.) Pepe Le Pew

13. According to CBS commentator Michael Barkann, who is "the Netherlands' Adonis of the ice"?

a.) Hans Brinker
b.) Dutch Schultz
c.) Dutch Reagan
d.) Rintje Ritsma

14. The disturbing image painted on the outside of the Zenkoji Temple that was visible on camera through the window of the CBS broadcast center was

a.) a swastika
b.) a swoosh
c.) Hello Kitty's little frog friend, Keroppi
d.) Ergo Man

15. Skiing events were delayed by

a.) wind
b.) snow
c.) lightning
d.) Tonya Harding's broken skate lace

16. If groin-pull-impaired Canadian figure skater Elvis Stojko were a horse, they would have

a.) shot him
b.) medicated him
c.) put him out to stud
d.) dressed him up in a puffy purple outfit and made him do a triple axel

17. Calculate the percentage of CBS's total broadcast hours devoted to figure skating.

a.) 20
b.) 50
c.) 80
d.) 102

18. Which MTV personality was a CBS commentator for the snowboarding events?

a.) Carmen Electra
b.) J.J. Jackson
c.) Kennedy
d.) Cartman

19. Which of the following sports is more honest than ice dancing?

a.) Professional wrestling
b.) Roller Derby
c.) Cockfighting
d.) All of the above

20. If Philippe Candeloro were a Spice Boy, his stage name would be

a.) Dandy Spice
b.) Monsieur Spice
c.) Gigolo Spice
d.) Lord of the Spice

Score

15 or more correct answers: Get a life, for cryin' out loud!
5-10 correct answers: Better luck next time
0 correct answers: Congratulations! You win!

SALON | Feb. 18, 1998