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Something blue
Tommy and Pammy to retie knot, drop pants; the Royal Philharmonic does R.E.M.; Gore scandal a snooze. (10/06/99)

Mystery of the tingling nether regions
The secret to happy gonads: Bonding! Tyson: Lend me your ear, Evander; Jesse's sage advice for Ahnuld. Plus: Cybill Shepherd -- Elvis saw me starkers so vote for me.
(10/05/99)

The dung show
Psychotic reactions to elephant dung; Jesse Ventura ups the ante; Mormon TV snips the naughty bits. Plus, Susan Lucci gets her gun.
(10/04/99)

Cross my pecs
Minnesota governor yearns for a simpler life ... as an undergarment. Plus! Real life starlet tarnishes wholesome cartoon image! And, envelope please, the governorship goes to ...
(10/01/99)

Meathead would be proud
The celeb-filled ceremony for recipients of the National Medal of Arts and the National Humanities Medal recalls the old Studio 54.
(09/30/99)

What a waste it is to lose one's laughingstock
Danny drops out; Shaq backs Gore; Bauer doth protest too much. Plus! More on Diana Ross' breastly behavior!
(09/29/99)

The POTUS who loved me
Kennedy squeeze smeared; Ryder Cup bounces Barbara Bush; Melissa Joan Hart bounces bouncer back! Plus: Stephen King on minivan abuse; Sharon Stone on Ellen DeGeneres ... literally.
(09/28/99)

Touch me in the morning ... just not there
Diana Ross gets frisky, a strapless dress is risky, and while Kevin shakes the Bacon, the Reform Party's achin'.
(09/24/99)

OK Guccione, now you've got Thelma mad
Penthouse exposes Geena -- ungraciously; Douglas marrying Zeta-Jones? Just as soon as he becomes a Muslim; Diana Ross said togrope groping guard; Stephanopoulos just says no to White House intern.
(09/23/99)

The final word on Gere and the gerbil
The truth about "that rodent"; why Sharon Stone won't do snorkel scenes; Nader endorsing Buchanan? Young Brits blow away the competition in the nookie sweepstakes.
(09/22/99)

The hooker under Lenny Kravitz's bed
A tale from beneath the mattress; Andreessen's dogs' wonder diet; the struggles of Ivanka Trump. Plus: Platform shoes kill!!
(09/20/99)

Faster, pussycat ... save me the aisle seat?
Meyer and Ebert agree on the big, bouncy issues. Beatty clues in, moves on, drops out. Also: Can it be true? Howard laments dearth of lesbians!
(09/17/99)

Extra! Extra! Monica inhales ... a candy bar
Scottish paper reveals what Lewinsky's swallowing these days; hey! the Dixie Chicks' Natalie Maines is swallowing the same thing! Plus: Yeoww! Universal Studios cuts Costner's penis.
(09/16/99)

What makes the Donald run?
Get ready for Teamster Nation! George W. and Marcus Aurelius ... not the same guy. Also, Mrs. Jagger balks at progeny's lips.
(09/15/99)

I want tuna! I want liver! I want cash prizes!
Pets sing songs, McCain writes book, Hillary dances around surgery question ... Everybody's an artist!
(09/14/99)

This is Sly's mom on crack
Also, Tarzan is from Mars, Jane has a show on E! What's air traffic control got to do with it, got to do with it? Welcome to Washington -- what are you wearing?
(09/13/99)

More Di of boredom
This just in! Di was way moody! Also, Tori Amos has friends in dark places; Bono burdens child with slew of names; Cybill Shepherd eyes White House -- likes what she sees.
(09/10/99)

Boobs out of hell
Meat Loaf stacked, Dan Quayle whacked, Ricky Martin mocked -- it's just "la vida" as usual.
(09/09/99)

Cuddles in the City
Parker's character says "pussy"; Sobieski's breasts say "hi!"; and the Lord says ... "Let there be pecs!"
(09/08/99)

Ling's Immaculate Contraception?
Lucy Liu visited by the horny spirit; John Malkovich on being John Malkovich in "Being John Malkovich"; Pat Buchanan's Web master does a really, really good job!
(09/07/99)

"Harder, faster!"
Three Tommys for every Pam! Pamela's placenta swims with the fishes; Love Hewitt joins breast-boasting brigade; "World's Most Exciting Animal" defended by world's least exciting animal. Plus! Good news: Jesus returns ... as clay!
(09/03/99)

Beating around a Bush
Forbes snaps up rights to Jeb Bush/Steve Forbes domain-name combos; John McCain on Alzheimer's -- so funny you'll forget to laugh; Kevin Spacey won't invite public on "own personal journey"; Lewinsky opens wide for Marie Claire.
(09/02/99)

Dr. Laura: 20th century fraud?
Greatest phonies of last hundred years; Newt no candidate for sainthood; Lucianne Goldberg likens Starr to a lounging lizard.
(09/01/99)

Simmons: No comment, sort ofl
Exercise guru absolutely won't discuss his personal life -- unless you insist; Tammy and. Jim's boy going Goth? India's giant sucking sound: Official blows it with Lewinsky remark. Plus: Kids would rather chill with an aardvark than with Clinton.
(08/31/99)

Is Captain RibMan dodging the coke question?
Suzanne Somers gets cartooned online; "Hard science" reveals missing link between Stephen Hawking and a whoopee cushion. Plus: Brad Pitt's deep thoughts on rape.
(08/30/99)

Sam Houston, we have a problem
Here we go again: NewsMax.com claims prez used the thinking man's Dristan; is Rowdy Rodham Clinton ready for the ring? Plus: Exclusive! Salon correspondent Tapper denies he's a Mossad agent.
(08/27/99)

The art of crime
Galleries making a killing any way they can; Unabomber's new editor ethically impaired? Sporty Spice declares herself the Antichrist. Plus: New Dubya scandal! He once got his kicks from a "roaring afterburner." Yeow!
(08/26/99)

Bush up to his arse in allegations!
Sharp-toothed e-mail, killer bees and bags of worms. Will this hound hunt?
(08/25/99)

A vast left-wing conspiracy?
Will Dubya get ground up in the rumor mill? A "clumsy" remark by a senator may have given birth to a brand-new bouncing baby rumor.
(08/24/99)

Going gets strange, strange get going
Hottest sideshow on earth packing it in; one Fat Lady eulogized eggsactly the way she would have liked; is that a gun in your paw or the new NRA-sponsored Milkbone?
(08/23/99)

Everybody wants a piece of "The Body"
Nevada brothel to commemorate governor's visit; Brooke Shields' biological clock's a-rockin'; Stiller and Garofalo didn't do it -- really. Plus: Exciting results of Gore vs. Bradley cockroach race.
(08/20/99)

Of plummeting pants and racing roaches
Charlize Theron: "I drop trou all the time ..."; a couple of cockroaches named Gore and Bradley; Hef sez: Thumbs down on Nick Cage. Plus: Newt spares no expense on his horn-blowin' honey.
(08/19/99)

Gulp! Deep Throat disclosure hard to swallow
Limelight-lovin' 19-year-old uses anagrams to "unmask" mysterious Watergate source; Marilyn Quayle disses Dubya. Plus: Busted! "Dick" star's fans defend breast boasting.
(08/18/99)

In the eye of the Newt storm: Thar she blows!
Gingrich affair heating up D.C. Exactly when did it begin? Somebody say "blackmail"? Finally, some good news: Cher definitely not involved; and more good news: Experts say Prince Philip is not an idiot!
(08/17/99)

Sizing up "Tattoo's" lost years
Late "Fantasy Island" actor focus of tell-all profile; mama of Jagger's new nipper ignites flag furor in Brazil. Plus: Michelle Williams afflicted with new virus that causes celebrities to publicly praise their own breasts.
(08/16/99)

Sharon Stone tells all and then some
She's "very happy" with her breasts, not very happy with Steven Seagal; Pat Boone reveals his dark side; America wants to put Ryan Phillippe in tights. Plus: Sprockets!
(08/13/99)

Aargh! Online celebrity surgery!
Maybe they're right about regulating the Internet: Carnie Wilson goes live with her gastric bypass; Claire Danes, urine the movies now. Plus: Look out, Hillary, look out, Rudy, here comes Grandpa Munster!
(08/12/99)

If this boat's a-rockin'...
Jerry Hall and Paul Allen makin' waves in French waters? Oasis members get good and gobsmacked. The cut-ups at the K.C. Star take clowning too far. Plus: Money talks, "Bulworth" walks, Beatty for prez!
(08/11/99)

Dennis Rodman, auteur
Ex-hoops star revealed to be creative visionary; Hugh Grant on scintillating secrets of celebrity nostril evacuation. Plus: We bid adieu to Tish, a great and noble fish, though a wee bit moody on occasion.
(08/10/99)

Camilla to Charles: "Oh, behave!"
The prince and Parker Bowles will, ahem, "vacation" together; John Wayne Bobbitt loses it -- again! Plus: Did Robin Hood and King Edward II have a thang goin' on?
(08/06/99)

Mary Poppins Spice?
Sadistic Geri Halliwell threatens world with "nanny" role; researchers find CK cologne more romantic than rat droppings. Plus: Robin Leach's lifestyles of the naked and chocolate-covered.
(08/05/99)

Hyperbole is hell
Talkin' trash about Talk; Chris Rock & Tyson cry the blues in the bosom of fame; did Bernstein's son cough up Deep Throat's identity? Plus: Gotti on Clinton.
(08/04/99)

Superhero too sexy for his tights!
Kapow! Schwing! Boy Wonder was busting out all over; Goldie Hawn sheds mental debris in small room; Brazilian star insures her caboose. Plus: Report warns of heavy snowfall on Dr. Laura's shoulders!
(08/03/99)

The high whine of top models
It ain't so pretty bein' beautiful; Cruise shows mom his Clockwork Orgy; key to men's minds: the Three Stooges. Plus: eBay says online hooking violates user agreement. (07/31/99)

Virginity: Going, going, gone!
Love for sale on eBay? Goliath's hormone problems; Posh Spice gobsmacked by goblet larceny. Plus: Dr. Bernard Lewinsky, father of the year.
(07/29/99)

Farrah's flip-out was mom's fault
Fawcett shirks blame for wacko Letterman turn (but still takes responsibility for '70s hairdo); Jesse Helms has a big, big, big vocabulary. Plus: Israel says Tarzan's loincloth's gotta go!
(07/28/99)

The google-eyed gourmet
Christopher Walken hot to cook and chug castor oil; Marilyn Chambers is back to her old tricks; Carrie Fisher on bonkin' Steve Martin. Plus: Mama Cass, Karen Carpenter and, uh, a brunch-related query.
(07/27/99)

Annie Rodham Hall?
Hillary's gonna have to make some hot 'n' heavy commodity trades to afford the Woodman's crib; Courtney Cox's glamour tips with matchsticks. Plus: bettin' the farm on a cleavage-enhancing bra!
(07/26/99)

Bill Bradley: Achingly funny and profound
Dish-lovin' gal stumped by stilted Stepford candidate. Plus: More proof there is no God: Survey shows the Donald nearly in a dead heat with Mini-Bush.
(07/23/99)

Jar Jar Binks to battle clap in D.C.
Rep. Coburn enlists "Phantom Menace" mob in STD wars; the queen's bowser was a boozer; 1,000-year-old king may be pushin' up pavement. Plus: New! Viagra for geraniums!
(07/22/99)

End of civilization imminent
Proof that there is no God: Springer may run for Senate; Mary Bono denies bonkin' The Newt. Plus: Mira Sorvino's summer of the flesh-tone panties.
(07/21/99)

Actress comes clean: Porn stardom a dirty rumor
Former Brady Buncher claims she's still alive; Groucho on abstinence; Marilyn Manson not a nerd. Plus: Madonna's peekaboo breast.
(07/20/99)

Darth disses "Phantom Menace"
Actor: "Episode I" is a bow-wow; Rene Russo's nudity approved by God. Plus: Britney Spears' mom: They're real, you ignorant goofballs!
(07/19/99)

Is Ricky Martin on the mommy track?
Singer says he wants grande family; Jerry Hall on the unfathomableness of love; this week's fun couple: Richard Simmons and Janet Reno. Plus: Rosie O'Donnell, editor in chief?
(07/16/99)

What is it about noses and nookie?
Leapin' lizards! Paula Jones' snoot doc has zipper problem; Newt set to bore nation to tears -- again; Helen Hunt afflicted with terrible head-swelling.
(07/15/99)

Courtney Love: Baby talk
Tells mag she likes "porno 44DD" girls, "and they have to be really aggressive."
(07/14/99)

Did Little John make Robin Hood's quiver shiver?
Professor says "merrie men" were making merry, but not making Maid Marian.
(07/13/99)

Tori: "Get ready, 'cause here I come!"
Spelling says next lover better prepare for a passionate workout; Elsie the Cow: those lips, those eyes; Murdoch barred from his own office; woman battles sexism by donning pork chops. Plus: Check it out, Janet Reno mistaken for grocery clerk!
(07/12/99)

Faux hooters help save cojones
Robbie Williams makes a boob of himself to save your balls; doomsday cult takes a hike, vaporizes; Kubrick wanted Steve Martin instead of Cruise. Plus: Have they no shame? Sophia Loren in bed, in public, with Mohamed Al Fayed.
(07/09/99)

New, improved and ever-so-polite
Nothing Personal starts minding its manners; Greg Brady's platinum record aspirations; the toilet seat that lowers itself. Plus: Brad Pitt says, "What, me worry?"
(07/08/99)

Gates the Elder forced to change name
Hey, Pops! Who do you want to be today? Clampetts about to morph into the Corleones: Beverly Hillbillies casino on the way; Prince Charles gets flashed by British bad girl. Plus: Latest from the Cherry Pit Spitting Championship.
(07/07/99)

Real-life fembots!
New GPS-equipped bra enables authorities to locate your breasts; Brit bookies say Gore's gonna get it; Nicole Kidman: Call Pamela Anderson Lee; Lennon more popular than Jesus in new poll. Plus: Be very afraid -- Loni Anderson is back!
(07/06/99)

Panties fit for a princess
Now you can wear undies inspired by Di; speaking of which, Marv Albert's back; white-chick folkfest is not a white-chick folkfest; der party poopers at Deutsche Bank throw wet blanket on currency toss. Plus: Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno deemed strangely sexy.
(07/02/99)

Sick and slick
Haute couture hits hospitals; capitalism tribute: German wacko prepares to throw 100,000 marks off the Reichstag; veggies bitch about Sophia Loren's cooking; and (surprise, surprise) a recent poll reveals that Americans are nincompoops.
(07/01/99)

What the devil has gotten into Ms. Jones?
Paula's going back to court; Dan Quayle and Alice Cooper on reality's inequities; King of Pop flops into Munich orchestra pit; and FBI says Tim Leary sang.
(06/30/99)

Horsey? perhaps. Bloodsucker, no.
Mohamed Al Fayed tries to charm the royals; Yeow! that's gotta hurt: Clinton ranked less dateable than Rodman or the Donald. Plus: Knock it off, you two cut-ups! John Wayne Bobbit wants to date Lorena.
(06/29/99)

China's new weapon: Smart sperm
To be Chinese, microscopic and brilliant; Korbut's koach kops to knuckleheadedness; Justice in Utah sweepstakes: First prize? Dinner with the psycho who was birddoggin' ya.
(06/28/99)

Gobsmackathon!
Gobsmackedelic! Tony Blair accused of stealing goodness; Gobsmackeriffic! Scary Spice has gone spotty; Gobsmackapalooza! Be very afraid: Lucianne Goldberg now a dot-com.
(06/25/99)

Snoop's dazzling doggy dream
Actress reveals mystery of covert curves; Ken Starr sings Clinton's praises; fabulous new carbonated bra concept. Plus: Rod the Mod finds God.
(06/24/99)

Austin's secret mojo jelly
Actress reveals mystery of covert curves; Ken Starr sings Clinton's praises; fabulous new carbonated bra concept. Plus: Rod the Mod finds God.
(06/23/99)

Falwell: Lilith sucked face with she-demons
Falwell shifts focus from Tinky-Winky to the Beast; off with his head! Prince William gets digital makeover. Plus: This week's fun couple -- Evel Knievel and Chrissie Hynde.
(06/22/99)

Global gobsmacking
John Wayne Bobbitt writes a joke book, but isn't that redundant? Boo-hoo: No baby for the lady with the incubator cleavage; Cruise "absolutely whipped"; Tom Hanks will not take on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
(06/22/99)

The bells of St. Pamela's chest
Anderson Lee claims her breasts were ringing; a fond farewell to Screaming Lord Sutch; U.K. theater chain balks at "shag." Plus: Spousal skivvy spray from Japan detects infidelity!
(06/18/99)

The nearly nekkid netrepreneur
Pasty, shameless CEO strips for commerce; discovering the king's banana; "Look out! He's got a fish!" Plus: Dual-noggined porker returns home craving alcohol.
(06/17/99)

No pierced nostril for Barbie
Vavavoomski doll keeps her tattoos, blows off nose ring; Sen. Inhofe's staff's got a woody for porn; tools of the sex trade tax deductible in New Zealand.
(06/16/99)

Attack of the giant Leach!
Ohmygawd! He's baaaack! Buffoonish Brit boor bathes bare babe in gooey chocolate; Steve Forbes hates money; Plus: Cardinal Sin says condoms are for animals -- Arf!
(06/15/99)

Newt won't doodle for charity
Gingrich digs a 'do with a "minty feeling"; moms dig Wiggles' butts; Lady Aitken wilts before the press; and Flynt crowns Stephanopoulos "Queen Bitch."
(06/14/99)

Hot fun down South
That sly dog! The Magnolia State's governor finally cops to a thing goin' on. Plus: Vladimir Lenin's lost head pops up; ex-Stones drummer now hawking tube steaks; and Mister Rogers soaks up fawning from a cardigan-clad pol.
(06/11/99)

Baring it all for the Bard
C'mon over, baby, whole lotta Shakespeare going on! Plus: The case of the exceedingly unpleasant cream puff; and Stone and DeGeneres slated to sing, "She's havin' my baby ..."
(06/10/99)

If this jet's a-rockin,' don't come a-knockin'
Like a virgin -- not! Branson makes the skies friendlier than ever; more than we wanted to know about Hendrix; and Alanis gets golden Frisbee award.
(06/09/99)

A dangerously curvy candidate
Former Miss Belgium set to bare all if elected; George Dubbya issues naked denial; and Britain's royals become the first family of multiculturalism.
(06/08/99)

The case of the roomy unmentionables
In Philadelphia, some shameless soul is ripping-off queen-size dainties. Plus: C'mon in! The world's largest pregnant woman now open for tours.
(06/07/99)

Jar Jar Binks blabs all
From bong sucking to puppet proctology, actor Ahmed Best reveals more than we care to know about life on the "Phantom Menace" set.
(06/04/99)

The breast years of our lives
Can the great media maw ever be weaned? Plus: Pat Robertson doing business with men in skirts!
(06/03/99)

Morning with the woodman, lunch with the cake cop
If Pat Buchanan gets his way, decorated desserts will be regulated by constitutional amendment. Plus: Tipper endorses Al!
(06/02/99)

Mr. Cher applicants, the line forms on the left
She ain't gettin' any, babe; Prince Philip bombs as stand-up; and tales of the well-endowed Wahlbergs.
(06/01/99)

Pres. Rodham? Pres. Rodham Clinton? Pres. Phantom Rodham?
Is Hillary ready to say "My turn"? Is Jar Jar an extraterrestrial Stepin Fetchit? Is Reagan soon to be a major license plate?
(05/28/99)

True tales of topless Sophie and the bird nest breasts
The Sun newspaper catches Rhys-Jones with her shirt off; his Nastiness goes after her Rodhamness.
(05/27/99)

The GOP's phantom menace
Sen. Bob Smith: The man makes who Jesse Helms look granola; "Star Wars" deprivation in Menomonie, Wis.; for the record: George W. Bush may have done drugs.
(05/26/99)

James policy wonka and the insensitive chocolate factory
Carville gaga over Barak; Rosalynn C. nuts over Nestles; Couric over the top in trench coat.
(05/25/99)

Herr hubby: shun housework, go to jail.
The free ride on the autobahn of marriage may soon come to a screeching halt for German men.
(05/24/99)

Son of gnome manufacturer chuffed to bits
Former prime minister finds long-lost brother; ex-Doobie Brother (no relation to the PM) now inhaling Republican politics.
(05/21/99)

Shagadelic, baby? Oh behave!
Austin Powers evades Singaporean censors; Jesse "the vice president" Ventura? Clinton's Pinocchio complex."
(05/20/99)

Burly bikers bellow "boo-hoo!"
Martian case tossed out of court; the Clintons clean up; and motor-boys dig "Shakespeare in Love."
(05/19/99)

Doling out Viagra won't fix this pickle
Bob not aroused over Liddy's run; Moore vs. Goldberg: bloodsport we can support.
(05/18/99)

Mega-oops!
The Gore campaign mailed an invitation to Chung last month, but Johnny sang, "Return to Sender."
(05/17/99)

Gingrich scornful of toothpick brandishing
The Newtmeister derides oral hygeine while Clinton practices safe sax.
(05/14/99)

Dan Quayle: Cyber guerrilla? White House Web site hacked by spelling bee flunk-outs; Beverly Hills votes for "gaudiness and cruelty" and Al Gore said to be Russian spy.
(05/13/99)

Mike the Headless Chicken more popular than Clinton
Prez loses American popularity contest; Mike the Headless Chicken gets his own holiday; Nicole makes contact from the afterlife.
(05/12/99)

Look out Limbaugh! Get this woman a radio talk show
Arizona state Rep. Barbara Blewster spews racist remarks; another nutty theory on who shot J.F.K.; Congress takes on soda pop.
(05/11/99)

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Alan Greenspan
Jesse Jackson hits the bars; Jesse Ventura hits the Mall of America; Alan Greenspan hits the roof
(05/10/99)

Lawsuit time in Monicaland
Monica sued for causing injuries; it's hard being Hef; but really, really tough being Liam.
(05/07/99)

Jailtime for Bonzo
Cameron Reagan gets caged; B.A. stewardess gets naked; British women want smaller melons.
(05/06/99)

Sassy singing Serbs won't bare all
Group refuses Playboy assignment unless bombs stop; eau de wrestler coming your way; custom boots for the royal pooches.
(05/05/99)

Confessions of a cocktail party crasher con cojones
It's kind of like the Mafia: getting out's a little tougher than getting in.
(05/04/99)

Thief to Sonny: I got your flowers, babe
Where have all Sonny's flowers gone? Isikoff gloats; Dan Quayle: voice of reason.
(05/03/99)

Climbing to power on black trench coats
Buchanan, Quayle and other presidential candidates weigh in on Littleton; it's gotta be babies, not bunnies, for Hugh and Hurley.
(04/30/99)

Y2K x 2 = Jacko!
Michael brings in the millennium; Reese Witherspoon cries the blues; Madonna's new look.
(04/29/99)

Massive Monica meltdown
Terry Gross skewers the portly pepperpot; Seattle runners go bananas; Michael Jordan family feud.
(04/28/99)

Prudish Rudy strikes again
Cops crack down on naked models, giant spiders. And baby makes three: did Woody and Soon-Yi spawn?
(04/27/99)

Nincompoopery on parade
Charlton Heston and Gov. Ventura need to holster their brains; Elle Macpherson designing intimates for men.
(04/26/99)

Taco dog goes to court
The famed spokesdog wants more than tortillas.
(04/23/99)

Love on the grassy knoll?
Lee Harvey Oswald's "girlfriend" checks in.
(04/22/99)

No sex toys, please; we're British
Rogue dildo brings down Airbus; Republicans enveloped in "Purple Haze"; Leo "shark bait" DiCaprio?
(04/21/99)

Newspaper editors get stoned on Stone
Actress gives spacey speech; Monica's dad on Linda Tripp and President Clinton.
(04/20/99)

Here's your award; now shut the hell up
Rudy Giuliani gets Muzzled; Jennifer Lopez's new career; Ripley's longs for Pamela's breasts.
(04/19/99)

A tell-all from Lee Harvey Oswald's girlfriend?
Plus: Why Gore may flop in Washington; sex assaults up in Boston schools; and more tales from the alternative press.
(04/16/99)

Oprah in the Oval Office?
Who's the people's choice -- Oprah, Al or Liddy? Get on the Love Jet. Nancy Reagan cracks them up.
(04/15/99)

Rupert Everett insults the world
The British bad boy knocks Shakespeare and Boy George; John Updike turns feminist with praise for Dorothy Parker and E. Annie Proulx.
(04/14/99)

Sex and other sorrows
Sex is dull, Conde Nast is cursed and MIT worships the Car Talk couple
(04/13/99)

The price of fame
How you can ring in the millennium with Andrew Morton, and just watch what Rudy Giuliani does to Michael Moore's little Times Square porn emporium.
(04/12/99)

Donald "Trump Daddy" and the art of hip-hopping
Lenin's posthumous makeover; Dennis Hopper plays golf; Muhammad Ali's gift to Jesse Ventura. (04/09/99)

Is Al Gore's Web site safe for the kiddies
Al Gore gets wired; divorce gongs for Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman; exclusive photo rights for Posh Spice's wedding.
(04/08/99)

Kings of the world
"Titanic" James Cameron is no match for Spidey; Dylan and Simon plan rock-of-ages tour; Amazon CEO scores musical coup.
(04/07/99)

Koch says Giuliani "tries to disembowel people"
Ed Koch calls Rudy "nasty," Di's star dims, Costner flops on the field.
(04/06/99)

Charity @ the speed of thought
Taking stock of Bill Gates' kindness; running a-fowl with Fabio; Farrakhan Death Watch called off.
(04/05/99)

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