1.James Joyce -- (a) Does nobody understand?
2. Gertrude Stein -- (j) What is the question? If there is no question, there is no answer.
3. Douglas Fairbanks -- (h) I've never felt better.
4. Charles Darwin -- (d) I am not the least afraid to die.
5. James Thurber -- (k) God bless. . . God damn.
6. Henry James -- (g) So here it is at last, the distinguished thing.
7. Joseph Haydn -- (b) Cheer up, children. I'm all right.
8. "Dutch" Schultz (gangster) -- (c) French Canadian bean soup. I want to pay. Let them leave me alone.
9. Francois Rabelais -- (i) Draw the curtain, the farce is ended.
10. William Saroyan -- (m) Everybody has got to die, but I always felt an exception would be made in my case. Now what?
11. Henry David Thoreau -- (f) Moose. . . Indian
12. O. Henry -- (e) Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.
13. Gabriele D'Annunzio -- (l) I'm bored, I'm bored!